Tornado

Woody Allen

2012年02月19日 at 17:25 | Posted in Monthly Aberrant Deal | Leave a comment

每月怪雞行動
2012年2月：每天找一個人／主題，挑出自己喜歡的名言

1. "Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love."
2. "Love is the answer… but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."
3. "Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."
4. "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
5. "Sex is only dirty if it's done right."
6. "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
7. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
8. "Life is like a concentration camp… you can't leave without dying."
9. "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
10. "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
11. "I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
12. "Tradition is the illusion of permanence."
13. "I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot. "
14. "The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to those things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that."